Forklift License? Never Heard of It

[Intro] Supervisor said “Who moved that load?” Manager said “Wasn’t me.” Camera pointed down the aisle But nobody could see. [Verse 1] I hopped up in the driver’s seat Just to test the gear One small turn, a little honk Next thing I’m shifting steer Forks go up and forks go down Smooth as anything Turns out driving forklifts Is a pretty natural thing [Pre-Chorus] Someone yelled “You certified?” I just flicked my tail [Chorus] Forklift license? Never heard of it Still the fastest cat that's driving it Spin that wheel and lift that crate Warehouse drifting loading eight Forklift license? Who needs that Just a bold and fearless cat If the boss asks who ran the lift We all plead the fifth [Verse 2] Now the alley’s full of rookies Watching how I steer “Lesson one,” I tell the crew “Confidence beats fear.” Cat in lane four takes a turn Cat in five goes wide Next thing you know the loading dock Is a forklift joyride [Pre-Chorus] Someone says “This feels illegal” Someone says “Probably.” [Chorus] Forklift license? Never heard of it Still the best cat running it Spin that wheel and ride the lane Forklift racing once again Forklift license? Don’t ask me Training costs a crazy fee If the safety guy walks by Everybody act surprised [Bridge] Suddenly the door swings wide Manager steps inside Every forklift parked again Cats nowhere in sight Paperwork all looks correct Dock is clean and neat But somehow tire marks appear In loading lane three [Final Chorus] Forklift license? Never heard of it But somebody’s still driving it Loads all stacked and trucks all clear Best warehouse crew all year Forklift license? Don’t ask who Might have been the midnight crew All we know is when night hits The forklifts move themselves a bit