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HOW TO MAKE MONEY

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[Intro] How… to… make… money… Welcome to the kitchen of finance. Wash your hands. Count your dreams. Preheat the economy. Let’s cook. [Hook] How to make money! (How to make money!) stir it clockwise How to make money! (How to make money!) don’t look it in the eyes How to make money! (How to make money!) add greed, add lies set the timer, watch it rise How to make money? [verse] One fresh idea, still bleeding from the vine Dice it fine with doubt, season with borrowed time Sauté in startup sauce, add a pinch of hype Fold in venture capital, simmer low for six months, If it smells like burnt ambition, my congrats Plate it on a napkin made of other people’s trust Garnish with some buzzwords and serve with lust [Bridge] Hedgefund said add cinnamon…. The accountant said…add… fear.... The blender filed a complaint! [Build] Grab one soul, preferably desperate and young Marinate overnight in big, beautiful promises Tenderize with fomo, baste in dopamine drip Roast at influencer heat till the spirit starts to slip Deglaze with fake scarcity, scrape up every tear now the flavor’s clear Serve on blockchain crackers with a side of rug-pull Bon appétit, sucker – your wallet’s now null! [verse] Fry your morals in a pan two cups hustle, half cup luck grate the interest like lemon skin, taste the risk with a crooked grin, knead the debt till it learns your name, add more lies with little shame. Microwave your ethics till they glow! Bake your conscience in a pyramid scheme dough! deep-fry the future, medium bold serve it hot before it’s old [Pre-Drop] read the label don’t read the label flip the table be the table [Drop Chant] bake bake bake the wage shake shake shake the page make make make it strange money tastes like money tastes [Breakdown ] Too much heat? Add more lies. Too much flavor? Double the disguise. Too much profit? Pretend it’s a… surprise…. [Verse] measure hope with a crooked cup, taste the doubt, then double up, don’t let wallet breathe fresh air, if it burns, just call it art, if it cries….that’s the best part. Now cook the money for the hungry crowd. [Bridge] chew that check, chew that check, lick the tax right off the neck, sip the profit, make it stretch, money juicy, money fresh [Final Build & Drop] That's how you make money! That's how you make money! That's how you make money! Cook till the world’s on fire!