(Heyyyyyyyyy) (hey hey hey hey hey hey!) Hey... I'll tell ya a tale of a harrowing trail in a hard-working robbersman's life! You see, there's this bank, yeah? And I'm going "I'LL SHANK YA!", which is ~how I met my wife~! (hey hey hey hey hey hey!) She's at the other side, of the teller's hide, holdin' this very nice knife! And we start arguing: "What are ya DOING?!" while his pants gettin' smell-rife! (ayyyyyy hey hey hey hey!) (hey hey hey hey aiiiii yooo!) Turns out she's robbing and ain't share- or stopping; we started out with some strife! AYYYYY! That was our first time of accidental team-crime; but it went on for a while! Just random encounters, robbin' same discounters; that's gotta BE fate's will, RIGHT?! Now she's my darlin' though we still quarrelin' - and next up, we nab a midwife! (ayyyyyy hey hey hey hey!) (hey hey hey hey aiiiii yooo!) There do be some fearin' but mostly just cheerin' in a hardworking robbersfam'ly's life! (hey hey hey hey hey hey!) (ayyyyyy hey hey hey hey!) (hey hey hey hey aiiiii yooo hey hey!) I'm gonna be a father and there's nothing I'd rather! Baby, you're the light of my life! There do be some fearin' but mostly just cheerin' for my hard-working badass robberswoman wife! (hey hey hey hey hey hey!) (ayyyyyy hey hey hey hey!) (hey hey hey hey aiiiii yooo hey hey!) Oh, there do be some fearin' but mostly just cheerin' in a hardworking robbersfam'ly's life. :)
