[8-BIT PATTERN] Player one ready. Player two... No. Checked the sofa. Checked the hall. Player two Isn't there at all. One red light. One blue screen. Someone's missing From the machine. [BUILD] Press start. Nothing. [ONE-BEAT SILENCE] [RELEASE 1] PLAYER TWO IS MISSING. WHERE DID THEY GO? PLAYER TWO IS MISSING. NOBODY KNOWS. LEVEL KEEPS MOVING. PIXELS KEEP GLITCHING. GAME STILL RUNNING. PLAYER TWO IS MISSING. [8-BIT PATTERN MUTATES] [PIXEL RESET] Extra life. Minus three. Someone just scored A point for me. Door number four. Level eight. Player two Is apparently late. [BUFFER SKIP] Ready? Ready? ...no. [BUILD] Pattern speeds up. Screen turns blue. [ONE-BEAT SILENCE] [FINAL RELEASE — NO REPEAT] PLAYER TWO IS MISSING. GAME WON'T STOP. PLAYER TWO IS MISSING. STRAIGHT TO THE TOP. PIXELS COLLIDE. BASS STARTS HITTING. STILL NO SIGN OF PLAYER TWO MISSING. [8-BIT PATTERN COLLAPSES] Continue? [HARD STOP]
