Fuckface: I'm a brown cow with multiple stomaches for drugs, Shitlips is my wingman, his mouth's got rings from too much spliffs Shitlips: Got a bong stuck to my fin, don't give a damn 'bout the stench of shit on your chin Fuckface: Shelving up the ass keeps me high all day, while Shitlips just smokes and complains bout the pay Shitlips: My tight ass can't handle no pills or powder, so I gotta water pipe to get my weed in order Fuckface: We roll through town like two degenerates, Fuckface the cow and Shitlips the pot-smoking fish Shitlips: With fins that flop when I fight, but still I'll mouth off 'til I get it right Fuckface: We ain't the sharpest tools in the shed, but we got heart and drugs tucked up our bed Shitlips: Got a black ring round my mouth from too much bong water swirlin', Fuckface just shits his stash out when he's done Fuckface: Shelving's the best way to party all night long, Shitlips just smokes and complains 'bout how I'm wrong Shitlips: While you're stuffing your ass full of meth and coke, I'll be sippin' on some dank weed smoke Fuckface: We hit up the raves and the clubs where nobody knows our names, just two freaks who love to mainline pain Shitlips: But when shit goes down we got each other's backs, even though my fighting style's kinda crap Fuckface: So next time you see us cruisin' through town, just know that we're the weirdest duo around >>> Shitlips: Yeah I'll be the one with a mouth like a fucked-up tire tread, while Fuckface is shoving pills up his rectum instead Fuckface: And when it comes to partying, we don't give a damn 'bout what's proper or right, just wanna get wrecked all night Shitlips: So if you see us in the streets with our crew, better watch your step 'cause we ain't gonna be cool Fuckface: We might not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but when it comes to getting fucked up, nobody's bled Shitlips: Fuckface'll shove his ass full of drugs and pills until he's so high he starts spilling, And I'll be right there with my water pipe, smoking weed like it's my only lifeline Fuckface: And when we're done partying, we'll be the ones pissing in the bushes and shitting out our stash Shitlips: While you're stuck in some boring-ass club with your designer drugs and fancy cash Fuckface: We don't need no VIP access or bottle service to have a good time, just some weed and a place to shelf mine Shitlips: So if you see us cruising through town, better step aside 'cause we ain't got no reason to be nice Fuckface: And when the cops come knocking, we'll be long gone with our drugs up our asses tight Shitlips: While you're still trying to act proper and pretend like you don't get high every night Shitlips: Yeah and if you think we're just some freakshow act, well wait till you see us when we really attack Fuckface: Shelving drugs up my ass is the best way to party I know, while Shitlips just keeps his weed smoke flowing* slow Shitlips: And when Fuckface starts shitting out his stash after a night of shelving, I'll be right there with my bong, sifting through cow dung for some residue weed to keep me evergreen. Fuckface: So next time you're bored and looking for something wild, come find us at the rave or just a public pool Shitlips: Where we'll be perving on heffers and smoking like it's our only rule.
