[Verse 1] Zoron’s on the mic, makin’ zero sense, Promisin’ moonshots, can’t pay his rent. Wears a suit two sizes wrong, Talks about taxes while the chart goes long. [Chorus] Zoron’s a moron — and that’s the play, Every dumb word pumps the price today! He fumbles the facts, forgets his pitch, But somehow, fam, we’re gettin’ rich! 💸 [Verse 2] Claims he’s mayor of “Crypto City Hall,” Presses the wrong button, still wins it all. He’s the face of chaos, the fool divine, Every brain cell lost adds another line. [Bridge] Vote Zoron — tax the whales, Redistribute to degen males. From City Hall to Solana chain, He’s clowning up and cashin’ gains. [Chorus] Zoron’s a moron — and that’s the key, The dumber he talks, the higher we see! Every failed idea, every wild decree, Prints another candle for the $ZORON spree! [Outro] So grab your memes, salute the clown, Turn idiocy upside-down. Zoron’s a moron, that’s the fun — When stupid wins, the bull run’s begun! 🚀🤡
