[VERSE 1] Sixty seven... Sixty seven.... Sixty several holes sprouting What does it mean ? Mirror Monday Madness Your relection so mean Shavings craving chocolate Bee lack wino spuns a web Gossip round town Says Sister Mary wants Father Ted Dead It's not what you think Blue flame hot desire She's one with God He's more like a Vampire Sixty seven Thoughts Swirling in his head Father Ted only knows about Fear & dread [Chorus] Policeman Lance Saw with a glance What was needed that day Going forward Sixty seven years They all cheered With their beers The Vampire was taken away [VERSE 2] Ted found himself stuck Surounded by lads Not thrilled with who he to be So he's alone In a cell sixty seven praytell Safe from the powers that be Stir crazy sir lazy help me get out Said Ted to his imaginary friend A fiend so mean But more than willing to lend a hand Ted took to the showers One day without guards The lads they were waiting for him But he screamed Stir Crazy Sir Lazy To take them all out on a whim But sadly it wasn't to be had He was rushed by a shank weilding lad Taken out in 6 or 7 seconds flat Sister Mary was called to offer a prayer Last rites he never deserved Father Ted was a monster A vampire you see All the ladies in the pub rejoiced Don't you see [Chorus] Policeman Lance Saw with a glance What was needed that day Going forward Sixty seven years They all cheered With their beers The Vampire was taken away
