[Spoken Intro] As werewolves howl in the nearby bogs Where the ghosts blend in with the mist and the fog The shadows tell a story as the bats take flight And Witches cast spells in the pale moonlight [First Verse] I love the zombiance, let's rise from the dead Cold chills from the grave, drag a foot, tilt your head Do the ghost slide, find a partner and hide Turn your left foot right, now back to the side Then touch your knees to your L-Bones, don’t be funny Now, teach me how to mummy Tea-Tea-teach-me-how-to-mummy ...And we know ghouls just wanna have fun Everybody step back, here the witches come [Chorus] To Stir the cauldron..... stir it hard and offin Some mandrake root A pinch of moonlight dew And stir the cauldron.... Drop a couple of frogs in We need enough brew to feed the goblins... [Second Verse] I love the werewolf howls, they make me feel alive The only goal for the night is we all survive So beware of the vampires, showin' their fangs They yearn for the blood in your jugular vein As the scarecrows move through the pumpkin patch And the witches gather items for another batch As the creepers crawl and all the creatures run Everybody step back, here the witches come [Repeat Chorus] To Stir the cauldron..... Stir it hard and offin Some mandrake root A pinch of moonlight dew And stir the cauldron.... Drop a couple of frogs in We need enough brew to feed the goblins [Bridge] Do the Thriller Do the Broomstick Ride When the lights start to flicker As the ghosts all slide, And the werewolves howl Where the zombies are walkin' To a witches' brew smelling So repugnant and rotten Stir the cauldron... Make the skeletons dance (Out of their closets!) Make the vampires rise (From their coffins!) We need enough brew to feed the goblins... [Second Bridge/Outro] Add some snake skin Some Feathers of raven A little eye of newt Some more mandrake root Just put it ALL in And stir the cauldron We need enough brew to feed the goblins.
