-Divalicious- competition entry P.S - she is a bit spicy and way too confident ...... -------------------♡ All right, you beautiful disasters. Settle the fuck down. I'm Max the Hammer McKenzie. Your butch lesbian MC for the night. Yeah. I'm the one who fixes the lights, flips the tires, and still pulls more fams than half you twinks in the back. We're here for the song competition, but we all know nobody came for the singing. You came to see chaos, cunty energy, and a little bit of gay panic. So without further ado, now it's time to hand the stage over to the tallest, most expensive, most extra bitch in the southern hemisphere. Give it up for Miss Kunty Everest, you fucking sluts! ----------- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bitch, I'm the song. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hello, you thirsty bitches. Yes, it's me, Miss Kunty Everest. The highest, tallest, most expensive bitch you'll ever gag on. I'm here to enter this little song competition and snatch the crown so hard your wigs will file for asylum. Now sit your broke asses down because this is not a family show. This is gay panic in 4K, adult rated, no lube. This bitch served cunt on a platter. Your man's in the back trying to slide in my DMs after. He said you're pretty for a big girl, I said honey please. This waist is snatched, your dick looks like it's got anxiety. I'm the Kunty Everest, bow down you hoes. Sucking on success while you suck on your toes. Song comp? Bitch, I am the song. I fucked the judge, won the prize, and still take your man home. They told me keep it clean for the comp, I said never that. I'll twerk on your grave and call it a lap dance. Fat gay as a bag of dicks in a pride parade. If you ain't taking loads then why the fuck you here, babe? All right. Time for the real tea. Who the fuck came here thinking this was going to be tasteful? Raise your hand so I can slap it You're too much! Too much! Baby, the only thing too much is the micro-cunty energy you're projecting from row C. Sit down before your boyfriend realizes trade exists. Sing something we know? Sing something we know? The only song your dusty ass knows is the national anthem of OnlyFans rejection. Oops, I did it again, but it's your credit card declining on lube. Show us your tits? Please, honey. These are insured for more than your entire bloodline. Last man who asked got smothered in the ascended You want the same VIP package? Step up, twink. Real talk though. Being a drag queen in 2026 is wild. Grindr has categories now. I put top and they still show up expecting me to bottom, bitch. The only thing I'm bottoming for is this competition and maybe a very persuasive power bottom with good credit. Put your hands up! Big love, cock and drama! If you're at this here, scream I should've never left my mama! Kunty Divataking the crown tonight! Sashay away or get dragged! Your choice, all right? Thank you, you beautiful sluts. Vote for Kunty or I will personally find your boyfriend on Grindr and ruin your relationship in 4K. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a judge to sit on. Good night! Good night! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Good night! ----------------------♡
