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Paranoid Planet (blues)

Devils all around me Suspicious lights in the sky Elections rigged by the oligarchy Official story’s a lie Nine-Eleven was an inside job Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy Lady Di a victim of assassination Planned by the Queen and Illuminati They say we live on a Paranoid Planet Where everything is not as it seems Where white is black and the leaders are looters Gotta wake up from this terrible dream A spy is watching from behind the curtains An evil genius is pulling the switch My brain in a vat onboard a Vegan starship Those chemical trails are really making me itch “...And turn the frickin' frogs gay!” They say we live on a Paranoid Planet Where everything is not as it seems Where white is black and the winners are losers Gotta wake up from this terrible dream An Enemy Above me… An Enemy Beneath me… An Enemy Beside me… An Enemy Inside me! Enemies lurking inside my house I grab my tatoo machine prepared for Helter-Skelter They leap out of the closets and from behind the couch To shower me with concern... “We want to help you!” Yeah...but I know better. ...Yeah, I know better! They say I live on a Paranoid Planet Where Men in Black watch me through my portable screen Where my thoughts are controlled by evil shape-shifting lizards Please wake me up from this terrible dream! They say we live on a Paranoid Planet Where Terran Monkey Men are coming for me Where Hilary feeds on the brains of our children Please wake me up from this terrible dream Please! Please! Please wake me up from this terrible dream! You gotta tell’em… You gotta tell’em… You gotta tell’em… “Soylent Green is People!”