Elon’s Map of Deceit

[Intro] Rocket man claims he’s a hardcore gamer all the way, But his gameplay screams, “Someone else is pressing play.” He says he’s got the skills, leaderboard top-tier, But watch him fumble basics, man, the truth is clear. [Verse 1] Maps in a tab called “Elon’s Maps,” kinda sus, If it’s one-man grindin’, why the group vibe, bruh? Elon’s flexin’, nine citadels in eleven days, But watch him play the game, man, it’s a comedy stage. “Mana flask? What’s that?” Ten seconds, he’s dry, Draggin’ items one by one—how does this man survive? Low-level gear? Elon, item levels don’t matter, But he’s ranting ‘bout stats like a confused mad hatter. Hand of Wisdom and Action, he’s asking, “Higher than 52?” Bruh, even Asmongold’s like, “What’s wrong with you?” No loot filter, full inventory, running in blind, Picking low-tier maps while chaos orbs are left behind. Trade whispers in Chinese, rumors fly like rockets, Seems like someone else is piloting his sockets. [Chorus] You say you’re elite, but it’s hard to believe, Struggling with maps, not knowing what to retrieve. Flexing the grind, but it's all just a meme, Elon it is clear, you are not what you seem. [Verse 2] Low mana? Ten seconds, no flask in sight, Hardcore? Nah, this ain’t the gameplay of a knight. Dragging loot, full stash, doesn’t know what to drop, Yet he’s flexing in the ranks like he’s the cream of the crop. The DMs drop—self-leaked, what a twist, Calls Asmongold a puppet, like he’s got a media list. Thinks a YouTube editor’s a full publishing crew, Elon, it’s not the press, just gamer views. You claim free speech, but take checks away, Mad at a critic for having his say. When people call you out, you get more defensive, Like PirateSoftware, man, you’re never receptive. Yi Long Ma? You’re dodging the truth, Can’t face the fraud, so you joke with no proof. Censorship king in a gamer disguise, The truth’s out, Elon, no more alibis. [Chorus] You say you’re elite, but it’s hard to believe, Struggling with maps, not knowing what to retrieve. Flexing the grind, but it's all just a meme, Elon it is clear, you are not what you seem. [Bridge] Chinese whispers, trade stash tabs renamed, Is it Elon playin’, or someone else in the game? Rocket to Mars, sure, but maps to connect? He’s lost on the atlas, what did we expect? [Verse 3] Yo, Elon, stick to rockets, you’re great at those, But hardcore gaming? That’s not how it goes. The community laughs, Asmongold calls it out, And then you leak DMs and double down in doubt. Flaskless runs, item drags—it’s a messy scene, Claims leaderboard clout, but the skills aren’t clean. Percy_Verence, Kekius Maximus—okay, sure, But you’re fumblin’ on stream, man, we can’t ignore. [Outro] So Elon, take a step back, let the gamers grind, Stick to AI and rockets, leave the mapping behind. Your streams are sus, your claims are whack, Hardcore leaderboard? We’re calling cap.