[Verse] So thats where that porno went I found the other week fox had hid it in my plaster cast when I fell asleep just to see the doctors face when he found it was a treat coz as he tore the cast off, he got a face full of fanny [Break] [Chorus] Jeremy Beadle Jeremy Beadle Jeremy Beadle Jeremy Beadle Yeah [Verse] so the cast is off, poor arms looking feeble old man's in stitches when he called me jeremy beadle Think it needs some excersise, gosh how long has it been off to bed, with purpose and that nookie magazine. [Break] But something stopped me in my tracks... [Bridge] while reading i was intrigued cos I saw a little ad it read 'wanted, crazy duo to keep the world in tact' work monday to friday, eight A M till three think you got it in you? call one six eight zombie. p.s. photos will do fine, you dont need a cv,!' [outro] [Chorus] Jeremy Beadle Jeremy Beadle Jeremy Beadle Jeremy Beadle Yeah [End]
