🎶 “Instructions Were in French”🎶

[Verse 1] I bought a box called “Fix Your Life” Said step one: “Just do it right” Opened it up, felt hope for once Then I read it… and I was done Tiny letters, fancy font Accents dancing where they want Thought it said “breathe” or maybe “run” Either way, I picked the wrong one [Pre-Chorus] Now there’s smoke in the kitchen, And my plans are a mess I think I just declared war Instead of handling stress [Chorus] I tried to fix my life but the instructions were in French Now I’m crying in the mirror with a half-built confidence Was it “love yourself” or “set the whole thing on fire”? Either way, I missed it by a mile, not a wire I tried to fix my life, gave it all that I had left But I mixed up “find your peace” with “emotionally regress” Now I’m dancing through disasters like it’s all part of the plan Singing “la-la-la-la-help me,” doing everything I can [Verse 2] Step two looked kind of intense Something ‘bout “le consequence” Thought it meant “just take a chance” Now I’m banned from self-advance There was glue and there was tape Somehow added extra fate Tried to build a better me Got a slightly worse upgrade [Pre-Chorus] Now I’m lost in translation With my heart on the line Was it “trust the process” Or “you’re running out of time”? [Chorus] I tried to fix my life but the instructions were in French Now I’m arguing with Google like it’s my only friend Was it “heal your past” or “buy a croissant and cry”? Honestly, I did both and I’m still asking why I tried to fix my life, now it’s chaos with a vibe Every wrong interpretation somehow helped me survive Now I’m spinning all my failures into something I can stand Singing “je ne sais quoi help me,” like I totally understand [Bridge] Maybe I don’t need to read it right Maybe wrong turns still ignite Something messy, something real Something broken I can feel If I’m lost, at least I tried Even if my guidebook lied Or I just… couldn’t translate Every little twist of fate [Final Chorus] I tried to fix my life but the instructions were in French Now I’m laughing at the chaos sitting on this metaphorical bench Was it “become your best” or “just enjoy the ride”? Guess I’m doing both now, kinda failing with pride I tried to fix my life, didn’t turn out how I planned But I built something human out of things I didn’t understand Now I’m singing through the nonsense, yeah, I’m finally convinced You don’t need perfect directions… just a little persistence [Outro] La-la-la, I’ll figure it out La-la-la, no shadow of doubt If it breaks, I’ll dance through the wreck Even if I don’t know what it said next