[Verse 1] I sat down with a book, mom said, “Read, you must!” I said, “Sure thing!” then blew off the dust. Page one said "Math" — I screamed in fear, Then ran to the fridge and grabbed root beer! [Chorus] 📚 I got the no-book boogie, can’t sit still, I’d rather slide down the stairs in a laundry spill! No flashcards, no tests, no reading for me, I'm on a mission to dodge that degree! [Verse 2] Teacher said, “Spell onomatopoeia!” I said, “Bless you!” like I didn’t hear ya. Tried to sneak my homework into outer space, But the dog brought it back… right to my face. [Chorus] 🎒 I got the no-study shuffle, my brain’s on strike, I'd rather ride a scooter off a trampoline bike! If it’s got pages, I’ll run away, Even my bedtime stories got filed under "nay!" [Bridge] I’m allergic to textbooks, I’m sure it’s real, Break out in yawns with every quiz I feel. But if you ask me game codes or cheat hacks, I’ll recite them all… frontwards and back! [Verse 3] Mom caught me hiding under my bed, With a comic book helmet on my head. She said, “Just try reading one short thing,” So I read the menu… and did a chicken wing! [Final Chorus] 🎶 I got the no-book boogie, I confess, I dodge homework like it’s a pop quiz mess! But one day I’ll read, just wait and see… (When books come with Wi-Fi and a PS3!) Lyrics: Debjit Bhattacharya
