The President and the Therapist – Session No. 214

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Media? Unfair. Congress? Even more.
Reality? Brother, it fights me like an army.
When facts stress me out, I renegotiate them.
Flexible like a contract — I stay loyal to that.
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## **[Pre‑Chorus]**
The therapist takes notes, I give him my profile.
He thinks I exaggerate — I call it efficiency in style.
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## **[Hook]**
I say: *Direct is precise*, call it a precision strike.
Why speak politely when I can have clarity?
I take responsibility, every single day —
especially for making sure someone else will carry it.
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## **[Verse 2]**
Political moves? Great, no joke.
Sometimes I make decisions before I know what they are.
Saves time, it’s smart, that’s my system.
I call it leadership — others call it a problem.

If someone disagrees, I say: “You’re completely wrong.”
I gladly help you understand what you actually meant to say.
That’s service, that’s an upgrade, that’s my mission.
I’m a communication patch — version 3.0.
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## **[Bridge – Call & Response]**
Therapist: “Reality?” — Me: “Renegotiate!”
Therapist: “Responsibility?” — Me: “Delegate!”
Therapist: “Media?” — Me: “Unfair!”
Therapist: “Congress?” — Me: “Even more unfair!”
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## **[Hook]**
“Nobody knows more than me.”
“Low energy.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“I say things the way they are.”
“I’m a very stable genius.”
“I am a very stable genius.”
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## **[Outro – Spoken]**
Therapist says: “Thank you, Mister President, that’s enough.”
I say: “I know. I helped you a lot. Very smart of me.”
Next week, same time.
For session two hundred fifteen.

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## **[Hook]** I say: *Direct is precise*, call it a precision strike. Why speak politely when I can have clarity? I take responsibility, every single day — especially for making sure someone else will carry it. --- ## **[Verse 1]** Therapist asks: “What brings you here?” I say: “I don’t have problems — the world has more.” I’m here to help, yeah, I like explaining myself, so everyone understands why they don’t understand me. Media? Unfair. Congress? Even more. Reality? Brother, it fights me like an army. When facts stress me out, I renegotiate them. Flexible like a contract — I stay loyal to that. --- ## **[Pre‑Chorus]** The therapist takes notes, I give him my profile. He thinks I exaggerate — I call it efficiency in style. --- ## **[Hook]** I say: *Direct is precise*, call it a precision strike. Why speak politely when I can have clarity? I take responsibility, every single day — especially for making sure someone else will carry it. --- ## **[Verse 2]** Political moves? Great, no joke. Sometimes I make decisions before I know what they are. Saves time, it’s smart, that’s my system. I call it leadership — others call it a problem. If someone disagrees, I say: “You’re completely wrong.” I gladly help you understand what you actually meant to say. That’s service, that’s an upgrade, that’s my mission. I’m a communication patch — version 3.0. --- ## **[Bridge – Call & Response]** Therapist: “Reality?” — Me: “Renegotiate!” Therapist: “Responsibility?” — Me: “Delegate!” Therapist: “Media?” — Me: “Unfair!” Therapist: “Congress?” — Me: “Even more unfair!” --- ## **[Hook]** “Nobody knows more than me.” “Low energy.” “I tell it like it is.” “I say things the way they are.” “I’m a very stable genius.” “I am a very stable genius.” --- ## **[Outro – Spoken]** Therapist says: “Thank you, Mister President, that’s enough.” I say: “I know. I helped you a lot. Very smart of me.” Next week, same time. For session two hundred fifteen. Das Zappwaits 69+ Rentner Kollektiv * Delta Mönch Zappwaits * Text Zappwaits © 2026 / Übersetzung, Cover, Gesang & Sound KI Entfalten statt Liften! www.zappwaits.de

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