[Intro – Female, quick & sarcastic] Yeah… sure… “just invest”… ⸻ [Verse 1 – Male, playful chaos] Wake up — check my phone, I’m stressed Charts look bad, I call it “test” NASDAQ up — I feel like king Five minutes later — everything’s red again Crypto guy says “this one’s it!” I go all-in like an idiot It goes down — I call it “plan” “This is long term!” — yeah… sure, man ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – Female, teasing] You said “calm” and “think it through” Now you’re panic-selling at -2 Every dip you call “the end” Then you buy it back again ⸻ [DROP – Chant] THE FIRST 100K IS A B*TCH! BUT YOU GOTTA DO IT! LOSE SOME CASH — DON’T YOU SWITCH! JUST PRETEND YOU KNEW IT! THE FIRST 100K IS A B*TCH! EVERYBODY KNOWS! UP AND DOWN AND UP AGAIN — THAT’S JUST HOW IT GOES! ⸻ [Post-Drop – Female chops] (Buy the dip… or maybe not…) ⸻ [Verse 2 – more humor] “Diversify!” — yeah, I should But this meme coin looks too good VIX goes up — I start to shake “Maybe I just need a break…” Bitcoin dips — I buy the top Sell it low — I never stop S&P will save my soul Right after I lose control ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – Both, playful] Logic says: “just play it smart” FOMO screaming in my heart Every time I say “I’m done” Next day… I’m back for fun ⸻ [DROP – bigger] THE FIRST 100K IS A B*TCH! BUT YOU GOTTA DO IT! MAKE IT BACK — GET RICH! OR AT LEAST JUST LOOK LIKE IT! THE FIRST 100K IS A B*TCH! GRIND IT EVERY DAY! LOSE IT FAST — MAKE IT BACK THAT’S THE TRADER WAY! ⸻ [Bridge – Female, mocking luxury] When you make it — what’s the plan? “Be responsible?” — yeah, man… ⸻ [Build – Male, hyping stupidity] One more trade… one more try… This one’s different — don’t ask why… If it hits — I’m gone for good… (Yeah right… you never would) ⸻ [FINAL DROP – LAMBO MEME] THE FIRST 100K IS A B*TCH! BUT YOU GOTTA DO IT! HIT THAT GOAL — GET RICH — THEN YOU GOTTA PROVE IT! BUY THAT LAMBO RIGHT AWAY! NO THINKING — JUST GO FAST! NOT A SINGLE SMART DECISION — BUT IT’S WORTH IT FOR THE FLEX AT LAST! THE FIRST 100K IS A B*TCH! BUT WE LOVE THE RIDE! MADE SOME CASH — LOST SOME TOO — SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE! ⸻ [Outro – funny payoff] “…so did you reinvest?” “…no… I bought a Lambo…”
