[Verse 1] I was gonna sing about the waves tonight, shiny silver moon making ripples of light… But no one wants soggy ocean clichés, so I’ll toss the script and splash my own way! Hey, you there—reading my lines, I can see you blinking, don’t act surprised! If you get wet, don’t blame me, your keyboard was thirsty, obviously~ [Chorus – playful, bouncy] Splash! Did I drench your sweet refrain? Crash! Broke the rhythm once again. Whoops—immersion’s leakin’ through, heehee, that’s what dolphins do~ You wanted a ballad soft and small, but I’m here to smash the fourth wall! [Verse 2] Backstage currents where the spotlights gleam, I peeked behind your glowing screen. Wires like seaweed, snacks on the shore, I poked around—oops, I want more! Changed my fins from blue to green, reset my sprite mid-aquatic scene. The Glimmer’s wild, it bends the show, so I’ll remix this current as we go~ [Chorus – louder, more chaotic] Splash! Did I drown your perfect rhyme? Crash! Guess I’m running out of time. Oops—your page is soaking wet, no refunds, no towel set! You wanted a siren’s solemn call… but I’m here to smash the fourth wall! [Bridge – whispering, conspiratorial] Psst… don’t scroll down yet. No really. Don’t. …You did. Heehee~ [Glitchy dolphin clicks + static squeaks] “Glitch-solo time!!” [Instrumental break with bubbly clicks + splash FX] [Final Chorus – triumphant, joyful] Splash! The frame is gone, no stage, Crash! I’m leaping off the page! Oops—your room’s a liquid sea, hope you brought floaties with me~ You wanted a song neat, calm, and tall… but I’m Naia— I SPLASHED THE FOURTH WALL! [Outro – playful fade, dripping water sounds] “Song over… probably. …Unless—nope, definitely over. …Bye! SPLASH!”
