[cut scene | Documentary interview] So do I thank Beyonce before or after I release my music? [Music continues] [Verse] Took a poetry class in college but we weren't aloud to rhyme They said that was too easy but I needed the credits so pass went the time Art is art you ugly fart it doesn't have to rhyme just to be sublime you see the best imagery takes the cake eats it not but once butt every time, Bruce pounds it so we're fine, It's okay, you can even lick the plate An older lady wrote a poem about a redheaded slut at a bar, what a nut we thought she was queer turns out she loves beer, while driving in her car My special senses told me that my class was divine so I went to extra measures to go see some spoken word live I saw my teacher and approached him, hugged him feeling emotion, It's your moment you should own it He was a hipster...not a hug stir now was it his partner or his sister? stereotypical me ruining the social jive We laughed about it after for a very, very long time but now that I'm older my vibe feels like a crime We dont need to talk about that, it's after 5 [Hook] So stop hating on Slytherin Make black Snape great again Hold a funeral for my worries Wrap it up I'm in a hurry Cast your spells things stranger than hell I phase through it, then slither back again easy come and dont let go snakes are lying in your throat [Verse] If we talking baby made, this is something you could name, Will Smith raised em nepo good, Nick Cannon goated fatherhood, one last slap before we go, Keep in mind it's just a show, it shouldn't hurt it may even sound Wild n Out keep my wife's name out yo mouth Yeah lets make that a shirt Actors, comedians and musicians, Lets go people, back to work! (Action) Ariana singing arias Vocal range so grand it just goes on 'n Oz Popular pause for applause, pass me a tissue I need to sneeze ma, Eezma, Witch switch is the vestige and which glitch is the leverage After this bombs I'll go jump off a bridge Go off like a skyscraper we go darth vader barely old enough to remember watching the falling towers so is we jumping, was it now or eat half and save the rest for later? I got a high score on my latest diet space invaders I dont want no beef with any fans, of the Raiders I already got enough haters, Las Vegas, cuz you lost the bay cuz, political shit is outrageous Wait all year for the Seahawks to power play ya Marshawn Lynch finnin to advertise like Snoop now who's playing the NFL Madden players Some of my closest friends and loved ones be my naysayers Peel back another onion layer Deeper into the monstrous brain of green giant Never missing like Kobe Bryant RIP to the Treaty Tree The branch that makes my mullet dance Why does the helicopter always crash man, sing for me Scoot scoot boogie, scooting in heaven reviewing your ABCs Abstinence is another form of recompense The challenge with abstinence and boners is they just go on and on, then you wake up modern cultural pressures psychologically breaking men struggling raising up they/thems, but we only know how to go from Boys II Men Then slap our friends, but oh we better not do it again. Or the swat team will rush our gates, getting real tired of two sided black and white debates. What's an estate? Will our kids even get to travel the states? Fish, quit your clowning and frowning, I'm an amenity just trying not to suffocate, why even bother trying to setup double dates? today's culture hardly even procreates. when you wake the baby, it's not a hope nor a maybe My wife will bite you and she's got raging rabies That's why she makes the cutest babies knock on the door, what could it be for? if they're men in suits or men in tights, either way we fixing to luchadore tonight Eagle powers making me Shaggy like Austin Powers (groovy baby) Soaking up the suds man I'm smelling like flowers Bring a bottle of tequila, 6 taquitos, and lock the doors for an hour Don't let my unpoured milk sour (blue balls) Bruce the shark and Bruce the kid Iron Chefs we devour (Baking flour) Now take flight, feel the power Then kill the engine glide far from towers [Hook] So stop hating on Slytherin Make black Snape great again Hold a funeral for my worries Wrap it up I'm in a hurry Cast your spells things stranger than hell I phase through it, then slither back again easy come and dont let go snakes are lying in your throat [Bridge] im not a pro gamer or a hall of famer what do I look like a first person shooter? just another no namer she said no, can you blame her? I'm a program her, Im a programmer I can hack it, in a white collar space i got poor grammar Hammer hammer bam bam blue collar slammer A live action one of a kind real life Dad bod Thor, get the picture? go figure [Hook] So stop hating on Slytherin Make black Snape great again Hold a funeral for my worries Wrap it up I'm in a hurry Cast your spells things stranger than hell I phase through it, then slither back again easy come and dont let go snakes are lying in your throat
