Maxi Over E-Scooter [NDC]

Verse 1 You roll up slow on an e-scooter ride, Tiny wheels shaking on the roadside. Battery blinking — low, low, low, Five more meters and you can’t even go. Scan the code, open the app, Stand there freezing with your little map. Rain hits once — grip goes gone, Next thing you know you’re sliding along. Pre-Chorus Beep-beep warning, battery dying, Motor whining, barely trying. While I’m kicking once — hear the sound, Two-stroke thunder shakes the ground. Chorus I say Puch Maxi, turn the throttle wide, Two-stroke rhythm on a midnight ride. While your e-scooter’s begging for a charge, My engine’s singing loud and large. Puch Maxi, hear that roar, No dead battery anymore. Kick it once and watch me fly — Scooters fade while Maxis ride. Verse 2 Scooter wheels like cookies thin, Every crack is a violent spin. No suspension, every bump, Feels like landing from a jump. Speed capped low, barely alive, Twenty km — that’s your drive. Meanwhile chrome and steel machinery On a Maxi writes its own history. Pre-Chorus App crashes — ride is done, Standing there while I’m having fun. No charger needed, just gasoline, Two-stroke legend, loud and mean. Chorus I say Puch Maxi, turn the throttle wide, Two-stroke rhythm on a midnight ride. While your e-scooter’s begging for a charge, My engine’s singing loud and large. Puch Maxi, hear that roar, No dead battery anymore. Kick it once and watch me fly — Scooters fade while Maxis ride. Bridge (Happy-Hardcore build) Kick! — start! Heart! — spark! Two-stroke fire in the dark! No app! — no code! Just the engine on the road! Final Chorus Puch Maxi, louder now, Steel and chrome, take a bow. Scooters waiting by the wall, Maxi riders rule them all. Puch Maxi, hear that cry, Two-stroke echo flying by. If you want a real machine — Maxi’s where the ride begins. Outro (chant) Maxi! Maxi! Ride the night! Scooters charging — we take flight.