SPACE FORCE, SPACE FARCE, SPACE NADS

SPACE FORCE, SPACE FARCE, SPACE NADS [Spoken Intro — female voices] “Look! Up in the sky! This is it—Space Force!” “More like Space Farce.” “No—it’s Space NADS!” “Prepare for liftoff!” “Prepare for bankruptcy!” [Verse 1] Up in the sky, there’s a crazy-ass ship Powered by Tesla—what an ugly sight There’s only one direction it should go But Space NADS missed the memo! Down! Down! Down! Another billionaire’s toy hits the ground! [Chorus] It ain’t Star Wars! It ain’t Star Trek! It’s not even Galaxy Quest! It’s the dumb idea of Don and Elon— Two giant egos in a flying con! Space Force! Space Farce! Propaganda launched toward the stars! Space Force! Space Farce! Space NADS ain’t getting very far! [Spoken — Mariana] “They probably have a plan…” “But not a very good one!” [Verse 2] He says, “The moon is ours!”—what a surprise Someone’s been watching too much sci-fi Plant your flag and strike a pose While the rocket blows before it goes! Millions burned for a photo shoot Rich boys dressed in astronaut suits Could somebody please do a flyby? Wave goodbye as their budget dies! [Pre-Chorus] Five! Four! Three! Two! One! Wrong button pressed—and there it goes! Smoke! Fire! Corporate pride! Even the aliens locked the doors inside! [Chorus] It ain’t Star Wars! It ain’t Star Trek! It’s not even Galaxy Quest! It’s the dumb idea of Don and Elon— Two giant egos in a flying con! Space Force! Space Farce! Propaganda launched toward the stars! Space Force! Space Farce! Space NADS ain’t getting very far! [Bridge — half-time, sarcastic] Mars doesn’t want you! The moon said no! Uranus called— It said, “Don’t come close!” No atmosphere! No common sense! Just billion-dollar incompetence! [Drum Fill — Mariana screams] “Houston—we have an asshole problem!” [Final Verse — double speed] Helmet backward, boots untied Rocket leaning to the wrong damn side Wave to the cameras, salute the fraud Then ask the taxpayers to pay for the squad! Build a laser! Paint it gold! Sell the future before it gets old They promised glory, power and might— We got a screensaver and a flashing light! [Final Chorus — gang vocals] It ain’t Star Wars! It ain’t Star Trek! It’s not even Galaxy Quest! It’s the dumb idea of Don and Elon— Two giant egos in a flying con! Space Force! SPACE FARCE! Propaganda launched toward the stars! Space Force! SPACE FARCE! SPACE NADS AIN’T GETTING VERY FAR! [Outro — instruments suddenly stop] “Successful launch?” [drums to simulate Explosion] Mariana: “Define successful.” (Spoken word Male voice) “Oh look a crashed spaceship. Something coming out of. Oh no Space naads ……..there goes the neighborhood”