Whoopsie (You Pooped Inside The House Again)

we were having such great time playing fetch in the living room I threw the ball he'd run and bark and catch and then he ran into the kitchen and I waited for his return but suddenly I realized my nose was starting to burn oh whoopsie you pooped inside the house again now why would you do this to me I thought that we were friends oh you bad puppy bad puppy youre a bad bad dog but it's OK I still love you I was eating dinner watching crime TV I was scarfing down my chicken, fries and killer Mac n cheese and then my nose it started twitchin cuz something really had a funky smell so I walked into the hallway and I almost slipped and fell on a turd oh whoopsie you pooped inside the house again now why would you do this to me I thought that we were friends oh you bad puppy bad puppy youre a bad bad dog but it's OK I still love you we'll try again tomorrow