(Heeeeeeeeeeeey!) [Verse 1] It didn’t really start out that way It just kind of grew I stored away a gift of steak knives I knew I’d never use. Then came this fishing pole That would fit right in your pocket What else could I do But put it in the closet As things piled up it dawned on me I could use these things as gifts Especially if I was running late And was really in a pinch [Chorus] My regifting closet saves so much time If I didn’t use them there’s no real crime I just hope I remember who they were all from Giving one right back to them would look pretty dumb (Heeeeeeey! Heeeey!) [Verse 2] And now it’s at the point I can barely close the door There’s so much stuff in there It’s like its own department store (Attention shoppers!) There are sweaters, shirts and jogging pants A gun that shoots out lettuce Another that puts sequins on clothes A screen door that shuts with magnets (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) [Chorus] My regifting closet saves so much time If I didn’t use them there’s no real crime I just hope I remember who they were all from Giving one right back to them would look pretty dumb [Verse 3] A grill made by a boxer A flashlight with a bendy neck A hard-boiled egg maker Guaranteed to turn out perfect A blanket that comes with sleeves Candles of every size and scents Oven mitts that look like Santa And refrigerator magnets [Chorus]My regifting closet saves so much time If I didn’t use them there’s no real crime I just hope I remember who they were all from Giving one right back to them would look pretty dumb (Just look in the closet!) (Just look in the closet!) (Just look in the closet!) (Heeeeeeeeeeey!)
