Hey Kids! Wacky Professor's Power Poof – Bye Bye Sneaky Hats

"Hey Kids! Wacky Professor's Power Poof – Bye Bye Sneaky Hats!" [Intro – Goofy cartoon professor voice, bubbly A432 synths & boing boing!] Heh heh… pow pow! Kids, wacky story time with Professor Poof! He finds super power—boing! What a goof! From silly school meeting to big DC town, Sneaky hats get poofed—watch 'em fall down! [Verse 1 – Bouncy rap, super silly rhymes & giggles – easy kid words] Professor Poof in class, hearin' funny hat talk, Sneaky fibs from Big Bird and silly board walk! They said “follow us” with lights and goofy beats, But pow! Professor finds power from on high treats! He stays his mind happy—thinks good thoughts so true, Unlocks DNA sparkle—woo-hoo, me and you! Boing! He jumps big—poof! Away he zips, From drag queen school rock to DC with flips! [Chorus – Heart-punch hook: First 5 words super fun & strong]! Hey kids! Power poof big! Love the Great ONE GOD THE HOLY SPIRIT I AM that I AM! He Gave all mankind HIS Spirit Its Christ in YOU its in Your DNA Latent in every man woman and child It's How they built the Pyramids (Pow pow fluffy poofs! Boing boing hats go slam!) Sneaky fibs go poof—bye bye, out of sight! Wacky professor wins—truth takes flight! Giggle loud and jump—your heart glows so free! Heh heh heh heh—happy as can be! Stars twinkle love—giggle and see! Love the Lord so big—victory for you and me! [Verse 2 – Swingin’ build, horn stabs & wacky whistles – easy words] Poof! He lands in DC—oopsie, right in front! Silly Shifty spills pants—big funny stunt! Sneaky hats tumble—boing! They slip and slide, Professor laughs: “Power from on high—take a ride!” No more twisted fibs from goofy crews, The Great I AM protects—His love is true! Energize inside—your heart glows like a star so bright, Happy giggles forever—day and night! [Bridge – Slow fluffy giggle moment, ethereal bubbles & tickle laughs] Heh heh heh… picture wacky poofs spinnin' way up high, Pop! Pop! Sneaky hats—bye bye, goodbye! The Great I AM that I AM is callin' your name so sweet, Power from on high—feel the happy beat! Stay your mind happy—strong and so true, Happy giggles forever—for me and for you! [Chorus – Repeat with kid-choir "heh heh!" & extra pows/boings – extra slapstick punch] Hey kids! Power poof big! Love the Great I AM that I AM! Its Christ in YOU its in Your DNA Latent in every man woman and child (Bang bang starry truth! Pow pow poof slam!) Sneaky fibs go poof—bye bye, out of sight! Wacky professor wins—truth takes flight! Giggle loud and jump—your heart glows so free! Heh heh heh heh—happy as can be! Stars twinkle love—giggle and see! Love the Lord so big—victory for you and me! [Outro – Explosive fun fade, boings & triumphant kid horns] Heh heh… pow pow pow! Sneaky fibs? Poof poof! Wacky tricks? Fly fly fly! Power poof big—zoom to the starry sky! Little friends—giggle loud, stay super free… Love the Great I AM that I AM—victory for you and me! Boing boing boing… wacky giggles forever!