[Intro - Pure Barbershop Quartet] (Ba-da-ba-da) Smile for the panel, gentlemen Toes pointed, not a single drop in sight (One, two, three, smile) [Verse 1 - Death Metal] I trust this finds you well today We dive into the empty blue The basin cracked three years ago We splash in dust and execute! (Per my last note, execute!) [Pre-Chorus - Barbershop Quartet Harmony] A sharp salute across the tile We arch our backs without a splash Please see attached the formal grin (Before the heavy cymbals crash) [Chorus - Extreme Death Metal Breakdown] Keep the ankles high and tight! Point the feet and hold the bite! Thirty teeth in line today (In line today) Warm regards and smooth compliance Gasping in a silent science Drowning in the open air! [Verse 2 - Alternating Barbershop Quartet and Blast Beats] (As per our prior document) I glide across the porcelain drain My elbows bend at ninety degrees To mask the split inside my brain! [Bridge - Clean Barbershop Quartet to Death Metal Drop] (Kick, turn, smile) Hold your breath for eighty bars There is no water in the tank Just turn your face toward the judge And blow a kiss to fill the bank! [Chorus - Total Mashup Meltdown] Keep the ankles high and tight! Point the feet and hold the bite! Warm regards and smooth compliance Drowning in the open air! [Outro - Barbershop Tag into Guttural Slam] Sincerely yours (Sincerely yours) With kind regards (With kind regards) A perfect ten upon dry ground (Dry ground) Smile!
