[Verse] David McPipehelm, the bravest of the brave He walks through the town, a legend, so they say (so they say) With his feet in the mud, and his heart full of pride He's the Maldon Mud Man, there's no one by his side (ooh-yeah) [Verse 2] In the Maldon mud flats, where the river meets the sea David McPipehelm, he's as wild as can be (wild as can be) With his muddy boots on, he dances in the rain He's the talk of the town, a hero of Maldon's fame (ooh-yeah) [Chorus] Oh, David McPipehelm, the bravest of them all (of them all) He's the Maldon Mud Man, standing tall (standing tall) He'll brave the muddiest waters, never gonna hide David McPipehelm, the hero of the tide (ooh-yeah)
