[spoken, male vocals] (Welcome back to Villainy 101. We’ve talked about your mummy issues and your daddy issues, collecting henchmen and multiplying your minions. Today is your most important lesson of the year. How do you win over the masses?) [chorus] It’s anger. Give it up for anger. It’s the magic potion That serves us every time. Anger. people trust you when you share their anger. You win them over with a swig of anger. Then they will help you climb. [verse] First, you gotta get them all defensive Convince them that their world is under siege Then rise in outraged majesty to save them You’ve got their trust and soon you’ll be their liege Don’t show your hand, but keep them on a simmer And throw some righteous zeal in the pot Persuade them their opponents are demonic Stoke the fire until it’s boiling hot [chorus] It’s anger. Give it up for anger. It’s the magic potion That serves us every time. Anger. people trust you when you share their anger. You win them over with a swig of anger. Then they will help you climb. [verse] Meet Ira, she played both sides on Facebook, [female vocals] “I toyed with Texans and Muslim Americans I sicked them on each other at High Noon one day The Texans. I told them to bring guns) [spoken] (hahaha!!!) If you keep them hating on each other They can’t unite against your rise to power, And when they finally see that you’re the villain You’ve got them and you’re ruling from your tower [chorus] Cause anger. Give it up for anger. It’s the magic potion That serves us every time. Anger. people trust you when you share their anger. You win them over with a swig of anger. Then they will help you climb. [bridge] The only threat is pansies who will listen And seek to understand the other side You cannot let those idiots get traction Eviscerate! Don’t let their treason slide. Cause if they ever sit down at the table And realize they’re not so far apart You’re done for. Your plans are all a ruin. So blind their minds and harden every heart. [chorus] With anger. Give it up for anger. It’s the magic potion That serves us every time. Anger. people trust you when you share their anger. You win them over with a swig of anger. Then they will help you climb. Yes they will help you climb
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