[Chorus] He put his socks inside cement, Tried to eat his car, but the wheel was bent, He danced on a cow, thought it was an event, And now he is the president. [Verse 1] He microwaved his telephone, Used toothpaste as a cologne, Screamed at a bird for stealing his cone. [Chorus] He put his socks inside cement, Tried to eat his car, but the wheel was bent, He danced on a cow, thought it was an event, And now he is the president. [Verse 2] He sent his fridge to outer space, Painted his shoes with mayonnaise, Tried to high-five his own face. [Chorus] He put his socks inside cement, Tried to eat his car, but the wheel was bent, He danced on a cow, thought it was an event, And now he is the president. [New Refrain] He talks like he sucked to many cocks, Mouth so dry, he can't say "rocks," Every word sounds like a paradox, And now he is the president. [Bridge] He thought the moon was just a light, Slept in a tree, said "Goodnight!" Punched his own shadow in a fight. [Chorus - x2 for the grand finale] He put his socks inside cement, Tried to eat his car, but the wheel was bent, He danced on a cow, thought it was an event, And now he is the president.
