もし、陰陽師 安倍晴明が家事をするなら、こんな感じかな?!と想像して作ってみました笑😆 I imagined what it might be like if the onmyoji Abe no Seimei did household chores, haha😆 朝の気 揺らぐや 屋敷の間 → Morning energy sways through the halls of the manor. 今日もまた 雑事は積もる → Once again, chores pile up today. 式神ら 眠気を払い → The shikigami brush away their drowsiness. いざゆかん 家事の道へ → Now, let us proceed on the path of household duties. --- 火の気を整え 釜戸を温め → Align the fire’s energy and warm the hearth. 陰陽の理で 味も決まる → The balance of yin and yang decides the flavor. 一の呪 唱えて → Chant the first incantation. 米がふっくら炊け申す → And the rice cooks up soft and plump. --- 掃除も 洗濯も すべては術 → Cleaning and laundry— all are forms of sorcery. 風の流れで 来客の影を察し → By reading the wind’s flow, I sense the presence of visitors. 式神よ 走れ 塵を払え → Shikigami, go! Sweep away the dust. 清めの音が響く 我が屋敷 → Purifying sounds echo through my manor. --- 陰陽の道 ひとすじ → Walking a single path of yin and yang. 家事もまた 修行なり → Household chores are a form of training as well. --- 洗濯物 干す場所 北東吉 → The auspicious place to hang laundry is the northeast. 風水読み解き 乾きを早め → Reading feng shui speeds the drying. あやかしが 触れぬよう → Ensuring no spirits interfere. 護符を添えて干し上げる → I add talismans and hang them up to dry. --- 「おぬしは皿を」「そなたは拭き上げ」 → “You, wash the dishes.” “You, dry them.” 式神ら きびきび励む → The shikigami work briskly. だが一体 箒に乗り → Yet one of them hops onto a broom… 遊んでおるぞ こら戻れ → Playing around— hey, get back here! --- 炊事も 買い出しも すべて術 → Cooking and shopping— all are forms of magic. 星の巡りで 献立を読み → I read the stars’ movement to plan the menu. 式神よ 急げ 肉と野菜 → Shikigami, hurry— the meat and vegetables! 割引の時を逃すなかれ → Do not miss the hour of discounts. --- 陰と陽 交わりて → Yin and yang intertwine. 我が屋敷 今日も 鎮まれり → And my manor is at peace again today. さてはて 明日も務めは尽きぬ → Well then, my duties will not end even tomorrow. だがそれもよし → But that is fine as it is. 家を守るは 術の鏡 → Protecting the household is the true mirror of one’s art. 安倍晴明 家事を極めん → Abe no Seimei shall master the household arts. ただ静かに 箒を持つ── → Silently, he takes up the broom—