[Verse 1 – lead] Annual steak night ended like it always might Grill went cold and the fellas wandered to the light Of a tiny taco cart tucked beside the road Somehow steak night detoured Into tacos in an alley-mode [Verse 1 – background] (tacos in an alley-mode) [Chorus – all] Tacos in the alley! (in the alley!) Better than they seemed! (than they seemed!) He said “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!) And the whole crew beamed! Tacos in the alley! (in the alley!) Folded up just right! (just right!) Laughing ’bout the Cosby show On a warm and wandering night! (wandering night!) [Verse 2 – lead] Someone grabbed a microphone from who knows where Said “mic check one” and never moved from there Fifteen minutes later he was still on the line While one of the fellas Had a bit too good a time [Verse 2 – background] (bit too good a time) [Chorus – all] Tacos in the alley! (in the alley!) Better than they seemed! (than they seemed!) He said “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!) And the whole crew beamed! Tacos in the alley! (in the alley!) Folded up just right! (just right!) Laughing ’bout the Cosby show On a warm and wandering night! (wandering night!) [Bridge – chant, printed four times] Steak night’s gone! (steak night’s gone!) But the tacos carried on! (carried on!) Steak night’s gone! (steak night’s gone!) But the party wasn’t done! (wasn’t done!) Steak night’s gone! (steak night’s gone!) Mic check never ends! (never ends!) Steak night’s gone! (steak night’s gone!) But the tacos saved our friends! (saved our friends!) [Final Chorus – all] Tacos in the alley! (in the alley!) Better than they seemed! (than they seemed!) He said “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!) And the fellas softly gleamed! Tacos in the alley! (in the alley!) Folded up just right! (just right!) Goodnight to the steaks But the songs stayed bright! (stayed bright!)
