[Buildup] [Intro] A spud was left Half-eaten Cold Thrown in the trash A tale untold A scientist Mad With a lightning zap Brought it to life with a cybernetic cap [Instrumental Intro] [Verse] He was just a lonely fry Left to shrivel Left to die But here comes Doctor Crunch A madwoman with a crazy hunch [Pre-Chorus] Zap zap Bolts and wires The spud’s alive Fueled by fryer's fire Metal skin A laser eye Potato vengeance Eat your fries or say goodbye [Chorus] He’s cyber spud He’s coming for you Didn’t finish your fries? You’re through Mashed or baked He’s got no chill Finish your taters Or he'll laser you into his meal [Verse 2] Cyborg Spud on the run Chasing down those who waste the fun You leave your mash You’re out of luck He’ll find you yelling “Finish your starch You schmuck!” [Bridge] He scans your plate Your crimes laid bare One bite left? Beware (Beware) [Verse 3] Fry or be fried You waste a potato You better hide With a buzz A zap And a robotic squeal He’s got one rule -- finish your meal! [Pre-Chorus] Half-eaten spud Now a cyborg of rage Hunts down those who waste on their plate Finish your fries Or meet your fate The cyborg spud won't hesitate [Chorus] He’s cyber spud He’s coming for you Didn’t finish your fries? You’re through Mashed or baked He’s got no chill Finish your taters Or he'll laser you into his meal [Verse 4] Cyborg Spud He’s on the run Hunting down leftovers One by one Don’t leave a fry Don’t even try Or you’ll hear his battle cry: "No spud left to die!" [Bridge 2] Cyborg Spud patrol He’s got laser eyes and a metal roots Don’t leave wedges sitting cold Don’t be a fools He’s the starch defender Enforcing the rule [Outro] Cyborg Spud Out for revenge No plate unclean No meal to suspend Finish your fries or face his wrath He’s a starch-powered warrior on the warpath [Spoken] With a zap and a crunch He'll make it real Eat your taters or face his wrath! [Instrumental Outro]
