[intro 4 bar guitar solo] [verse 1] Only Alpha males need apply to be a cop, be straight, don’t lie If you’re scared and often hesitate You definitely don’t have what it takes [verse 2] Stay home and watch Netflix with your mama We don’t need your type, too much drama In life or death situations We need alphas, not crustaceans [chorus] Only Alphas Need Apply You know who you are We want ones who SHOUT, not cry When faced with killers in a car [verse 3] How can I depend on you If you always have to think things through? In the line of fire you need to act Not sit and think like some dumb wack [verse 4] It’s life or death out here You’ll die if you live in fear So don’t fill out that app Go home to mama, call it a wrap [chorus] Only Alphas Need Apply You know who you are We want ones who SHOUT, not cry When faced with killers in a car [bridge] Do us all a favor Take a job where you can waiver And think through all the scenarios Not life and death in the barrios [guitar solo] [chorus] Only Alphas Need Apply You know who you are We want ones who SHOUT, not cry When faced with killers in a car [chorus] Only Alphas Need Apply You know who you are We want ones who SHOUT, not cry When faced with killers in a car [outro] [Spoken word vocal with music] This job is not for you Mama found a great show on the tube Go watch it with her, you won’t be stuck Like you would on the streets, WEAK FUCK! [end song]
