Alduin's Muffins

[Verse 1] I've been here for days And somehow I'm still alive Eating with mortals And watching them survive I fought beside them I walked their roads I even helped them Carry their fucking loads This isn't right Something's gone wrong Why do I feel Like I belong? [Chorus] WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME? This isn't what I'm supposed to be! I break the world, I burn, I rage So why the hell am I turning the page? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME? Why are these people worried about me? I've got a curse, I've got a name I've got no idea what the fuck is changing! [Verse 2] Then came the spike I knew what to do Run to the fields And let the old power through The ground starts shaking The sky starts to flare And poor fucking Dante Is fussing with my hair "Are you alright?" "I CANT BREATHE!!" "Why do you need to breathe?" "...I... what?" [Breakdown] I DON'T NEED TO BREATHE! ...Wait. Why am I breathing? What the fuck? [Verse 3] Back in my cave I'm trying to rest When Alduin walks in With muffins on a fucking tray She sets them down Like this is normal somehow Then says: "They're all outside Hoping to remove your curse." ... What? [Chorus] WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME? WHY IS ALDUIN BRINGING MUFFINS TO ME?! WHY DOES THE GOBLIN THINK THIS CAN WORK? WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING THIS FUCKING SHIT?! I am Mehrunes! I am destruction! I am the fucking Leaper Queen! So why are they trying To save me? [Outro] Alduin looks at me. I look at Alduin. She points at the muffins. I look at the muffins. ... "I need to lie down." thud Alduin: "...Did she just faint?"