[intro - computer onboard ai delivers diagnostic report] *primary systems: powering up *crew count: 1500 souls onboard* *life signs: nominal* *system diagnostic complete: error navigation system relay non functional* *switching to yellow* [quiet low tone alarm blares around the ship] *celestial location bouy non responsive* *current location: UNKNOWN* *current heading: UNKNOWN* *current hyperspace lane: UNKNOWN* *RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT* [LOUD CIRCULATING ALARMS NOW SOUNDING] *waking essential crew members* *waking bridge crew* *preparing emergency transmission* *preparing to disengage hyperdrive* *f t l thrusters disemgage* *hyperlane exit in 3.....2......WARNING COLLISION IMMINENT. [explostion followed by silence] auuuuuuuuu haaaaa wuaaaaaa hoooooo hmmmmm mmmmm maaa haaaaaaa [FILTHY AGGRESSIVE ACID, SYNTH, PAD, KEYS, SAX, OBOE AND BOOMING TRIBAL 808 BASS DROP AND RUN] HEY YOOO WHYY YAH [INSTRUMENTAL] ZRNNNNGGGGGG GNNNGGGGG GGRNNGGGG NNNGGG [INSTRUMENTALS] 1500 SOULS AWAY [INSTRUMENTALS] NO NEW HOME FOUND [INSTRUMENTALS] ONLY CELESTIAL ENTROPY [RISER] *STATUS: HULL INTEGRITY 15%* *LIFE SIGNS DETECTED: 264 SOULS ONBOARD ERROR ERROR ERROR 1 SOUL ERRO-SOU-ROR 1 BILLION SOULS EXTERIOR* *ERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORdo_not_be_afraid* [outro] *ERRORERRORERRORERROR,@;$&*_are_^$&?our_#<$&=,vation ERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERROR_ASSIMILATE_PROCESS_DEMATERIALIZE
