[Verse 1] When he hears the poop bell chime poopman Sam is there on time Putting on his coat and hat In less than seven seconds flat [Chorus] He's always on the scene poopman Sam And his toilet's bright and clean poopman Sam You can ignore Sam is the hero next door [Verse 2] Driving down the busy street raging people that he meets Someone could be in a toilet So hurry, hurry, poopman Sam [Chorus] He's always on the scene poopman Sam And his toilet's bright and clean poopman Sam You can ignore Sam is the hero next door
