[Intro – Spoken, Auto-Tuned, Overhyped] “Ladies and gentlemen… Flexionaires and crypto heirs… Your mom, your dad, your butler’s butler too… Welcome to the Richmond party! This ain’t your dad’s disco — This is Turbo Flexer five thousand!” [Beat Drop – Eurodance Build] Boom-boom, clap! Boom, clap! Gold-chain snap! Jet fuel drippin’ like a Maybach tap! (WHAT?!) Turbo-charged, I flex for sport, My Amex got its own escort! [Chorus – Big, Cheesy, EDM Glory] I’m your Turbo Flexer five thousand, baby! Suit so crisp, the lights go crazy! Private jets, lasers through the mist, Champagne rain — go ahead, get rich! [Verse 1 – Richmond Rap Style] Protein caviar, shake in a flute, Butler doin’ squats in an Armani suit! Hair so slick it reflects the dawn, Even the DJ calls me “Boss Richmond.” Rolls-Royce bassline, lemme park on those beats Wow my lawyer moonwalks in designer kicks. Club on fire, we baptize the rich, Flex so divine — now we’re in the max switch! [Pre-Chorus – Sung, Auto-Tuned] Take off your doubts, put on the crown, If you can’t afford the drip, just drown! Glitter and sweat, this is paradise Your grandma’s here — and she sexy, no lies! [Chorus – Gang Vocals + EDM Bounce] I’m your Turbo Flexer five thousand, baby! Pants so tight that it's kinda shady! Glowsticks spin like propellers on Mars, Everybody scream — we bought out the stars! [Verse 2 – Screamed/Rap Hybrid] I mined RichCoin on my private plane Made a billion wishin’ on my own bling ring. Jet-set gym, marble floor so slick, My dumbbells got Wi-Fi and do backflips quick. Tesla in the VIP lane, Yo you might get wet in that champagne rain! Bass so heavy it breaks my stocks, Elon texts “bro, you melted the docks!” [Breakdown – Screamed + BLEGH!] BLEGH! Twerk that yacht in the harbor pit! Stage dive naked, and the jet got lit! Dance so smooth, my taxes quit, Flex unholy — hallelujah drip! [Bridge – Auto-Tune Pop Parody] Oooooh… my Gucci slides are melting, Silk shirt open, Dior scent helping! Kiss me now under disco ball Let’s make love inside the Dubai Mall! [EDM Fake-Out Drop] Bass… bass… Wi-Fi down on the moon again… DRIP!!! [Final Chorus – Over-the-Top, Full Choir Mode] I’m your Turbo Flexer five thousand, baby! Caviar thunder, the breakdown’s crazy! Laser beams cleanse all our sins, Dance till your net worth spins! [Outro – Spoken] “Thank you for flyin’ with Turbo Flexer 5000… Please collect your butlers at exit And remember — Safety? That’s for the middle class. Goodnight.”
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