(Verse 1) You sit there grinnin’ like butter won’t melt, But your sleeves say more than the hand you were dealt. You blink too much when the stakes get hot, And somehow you always know what we got. (Chorus) Slimy, slime, slime! You’re smirkin’ like you’re doin’ no crime! Slimy, slime, slime! But we all seen the slip that time. Slimy, slime, slime! Actin’ slick with that old-school mime— You're not clever, buy, just covered in slime! (Verse 2) You cough when it's your cousin's turn, Then smile when the table starts to burn. You play it off like you’re just here for fun, But your tricks are older than the setting sun. (Chorus) Slimy, slime, slime! Never play fair, not even part-time! Slimy, slime, slime! Always claimin’ it’s “just good rhyme.” Slimy, slime, slime! You’d swindle your way through church bell chime— But your slime leaves trails every climb. (Bridge) You're the kind who taps the table twice, Talkin’ circles, never playin’ nice. “Who, me?” you ask with your boots unlaced, But your whole deal’s got slimey traced. (Final Chorus) Slimy, slime, slime! The family’s wise to your grime and grime. Slimy, slime, slime! Next time we might just charge a fine. Slimy, slime, slime! We’ll play without ya — save our time. ‘Cause no one wants to tangle with slimy slime slime!
