[Verse] My dirty velvet t-shirts They pile up like dreams Tossed on the chair Bursting at the seams Yesterday's chaos Tomorrow's new schemes [Chorus] Fold it once Fold it twice Snap it sharp Make it nice My dirty velvet t-shirts Oh they pay the price [Verse 2] Wrinkled warriors of a laundry war They’ve seen my battles They’ve been to the floor But I’ll fold them right They’ll shine once more [Chorus] Fold it once Fold it twice Snap it sharp Make it nice My dirty velvet t-shirts Oh they pay the price [Bridge] Roll them tight Stack them high Say goodbye to laundry sighs Neat and tidy That’s my vibe T-shirts ready to survive [Chorus] Fold it once Fold it twice Snap it sharp Make it nice My dirty velvet t-shirts Oh they pay the price
