[HOLD MUSIC] Please hold. Stay on the line. Your call matters. So does your time. One more minute. Maybe two. Someone somewhere Will speak to you. [BUILD] Please hold. Still there? Good. [ONE-BEAT SILENCE] [RELEASE 1] PLEASE HOLD. DON'T HANG UP. PLEASE HOLD. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. LINE GOES ROUND. MUSIC GETS OLD. THANK YOU KINDLY. PLEASE HOLD. [HOLD MELODY GLITCHES] [TELEPHONE RESET] Your position: Number eight. Your estimated time: Too late. Press one now. Press two twice. Press three For absolutely no advice. [BUFFER STUTTER] Please... please... please hold. [BUILD] Your call is important. Apparently. [ONE-BEAT SILENCE] [FINAL RELEASE — NO REPEAT] PLEASE HOLD. STAY RIGHT THERE. PLEASE HOLD. SOMEONE MIGHT CARE. LINE GOES LEFT. MUSIC GOES COLD. THANK YOU FOR WAITING. PLEASE HOLD. [PHONE CLICK] ...hello? [HARD STOP]
