[Intro] Has anybody seen my phone? No? …Ah, here we go again. [Verse 1] Woke up on a friend’s sofa With a pizza on my chest One shoe in the kitchen And absolutely no regrets My wallet’s in my backpack My keys are somehow fine But the one thing that has vanished Is that little phone of mine [Pre-Chorus] I checked the car, I checked the bar I checked beneath my bed The only clue I found so far Is a traffic cone instead [Chorus] I lost my phone again Don’t know where I’ve been Got twenty missed calls And a traffic cone as a friend I lost my phone again Somebody let me in Last thing I remember Was saying “just one drink” [Drop] Oh-oh-oh-oh Lost my phone again Oh-oh-oh-oh Where did it go? Oh-oh-oh-oh Lost my phone again Nobody knows [Verse 2] My friends keep sending messages To a number I can’t see And apparently at 3 AM I ordered tacos for three There’s a photo of a seagull On somebody else’s phone And somehow in the background I’m wearing a garden gnome [Pre-Chorus] The bartender is laughing The taxi driver too Everybody knows the story Except the guy it’s happening to [Chorus] I lost my phone again Don’t know where I’ve been Got twenty missed calls And a traffic cone as a friend I lost my phone again Somebody let me in Last thing I remember Was saying “just one drink” [Bridge] Find My iPhone says it’s moving Somewhere twenty miles away Either someone stole my phone Or it’s having a better day [Final Chorus] I lost my phone again Don’t know where I’ve been Got twenty missed calls And a traffic cone as a friend I lost my phone again But somehow I still win Because the stories get better Every weekend [Outro] If you found my phone tonight… Please don’t open the photos.
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