[Intro] [Record scratch] [Heavy kick-snare beat drops] [Playful female voice: "Yeah, we're having a party... but you already know the vibe. Keep her away!"] [Verse 1] [Rhythmic, conversational flow] Your presence is requested, at a party for the bunch Invitation said there’s tea, invitation said there’s lunch But when the gang is gathered, there’s a rule we gotta keep If you want to stay in favor, don’t you make the ladies weep! [Chorus] [Hooky and melodic] You can bring Pearl, she's a darn nice girl But don't bring Lulu! You can bring Rose with the turned-up nose But don't bring Lulu! Lulu always wants to do What the boys don't want her to When she starts to buck and wing She's a wild and wooly thing! [Verse 2] [Double-time flow, playing with the rhythm] Now Lulu is the kind of girl who loves to have her fling She loves to shake a wicked calf and do the Highland fling! She’s got a lot of pep and ginger, she’s a holy show But when she starts her antics, man, the party’s gotta go! [Chorus] [Heavy bass line kicks in] You can bring cake and a hard-boiled steak But don't bring Lulu! She'll get wild and she'll get gay And she'll take the guys away You can bring Nan, any kind of Nan But for goodness sake, don't bring Lulu! [Bridge] [Beat strips back to just bass and snapping] [Rhythmic chanting] Not Lulu. (No!) Not Lulu. (No!) Anyone but Lulu. (Yeah!) She’s too much for the room, man! [Out to] [Main beat returns] You can bring Nan, any kind of Nan... But don't bring her. [Voice fading] Keep Lulu at home. She's a sensation, but I'm not ready. [Final record scratch]
