[Intro] [distorted electric guitar riff, punchy drum machine kick and snare] Yeah! Yeah! [Verse 1] [calm male vocals with a canadian accent] It's the power drill throwing Fire Demon Veronica nuclear warhead attacker Schizophrenic crayfish with rabies Plasma smashing head cracker Digital vortex shape-shifting bounty hunter Disaster face-melting gabber from the year Twen Tee Eighty Five I'm finger-banging Nintendo Ripley On a medical examining table in the med lab There's aliens watching the web cam from the alien hive I don't even drive, I just ride rods of obsidian And shop at Space-Mart for easy-to-store I'm rocking the top of a Time Lord While screaming at a retarded Godzilla Having a seizure on my kitchen floor And there's more, I got a strobe in the back of my head It contains three cybernetic chupacabras that are in an extremely bad mood I'm diving headfirst into the Stargate With the ninja turtles while singing the power of love By Huey Lewis and the News [high-pitched synth lead enters] [distorted guitar power chords]
