[Verse 1] Burn that bridge when we’re on it When the going gets tough, tough shit. If it ain’t broke, beat it to death It’s all water under the fridge. [Verse 2] Don’t count your fingers before they scratch, Put all your chickens in one pot The squeaky word gets the grease Pull the gift horse by the leg. [Chorus] I’VE HEARD IT BOTH WAYS. I’ve heard it both ways. I’ve heard it both ways. You could be right, I guess I’VE HEARD IT BOTH WAYS. [Verse 3] A watched pot never smokes Let sleazy dogs eat lie. You opened that can of whoopass Have your dead horse and beat it too. [Verse 4] Every cloud has a silver bullet, Grass is always greener under the bus. People in grass houses shouldn’t grow stones The court is in your balls. [Chorus] I’VE HEARD IT BOTH WAYS. I’ve heard it both ways. I’ve heard it both ways. You could be right, I guess I’VE HEARD IT BOTH WAYS. [Verse 5] Does the Pope shit in the woods Is a bear Catholic? All butt, no asshole. A bird in the ham Toot in the saddle. Now we’re cooking WITH CATTLE! [Outro] When the shit hits the shoe… I’ve heard it both ways. I’VE HEARD IT BOTH WAYS.
