ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Orange Julius died in '09, Sears collapsed in the plague Now we're growing coffee beans where teenagers once got laid Waldenbooks turned greenhouse, wisdom grows from printed page Hydroponics in the arcade - ALADDIN'S CASTLE'S NEW AGE! Camelot Music's now a farm, vinyl sections filled with dirt Record Bar's a roasting room where punk rock used to hurt Security guards turned farmers, Paul Blart's got a green thumb now Escalators moving water - HUMAN INGENUITY--WOW! They promised us the future With stores and shiny things But coffee beans beat shopping sprees Who knew what time would bring? GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (ARABICA IN BATHROOM STALLS!) GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (WATCH MATERIALISM FALL!) GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (ROBUSTO? WE'VE GOT IT ALL!) We're growing coffee in your old. dead. mall. Remember when you bought CDs? Now they're planters for the beans Sbarro's empty tables make the perfect growing scenes! Coffee costs a hundred dollars, can't import it anymore So we plant it where you bought your prom dress back in '84! Dead mall... resurrection Consumer... protection Retail... agriculture Late stage... capital RUPTURE! GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (ARABICA IN BATHROOM STALLS!) GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (WATCH MATERIALISM FALL!) GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (ROBUSTO? WE'VE GOT IT ALL!) The best coffee's from your childhood mall Mall walkers now pick cherries where arcade tokens fell Spencer's blacklights help them grow - THE FUTURE'S WEIRD AS HELL! From suburban blight to caffeine might, simple pleasures await Suncoast sold The French Connection - NOW THE FRENCH ROAST'S GREAT! GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (ARABICA IN BATHROOM STALLS!) GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (WATCH MATERIALISM FALL!) GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (ROBUSTO? WE'VE GOT IT ALL!) We're growing coffee in your old. dead. mall. GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (ARABICA IN BATHROOM STALLS!) GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (WATCH MATERIALISM FALL!) GROW COFFEE IN DEAD MALLS! (ROBUSTO? WE'VE GOT IT ALL!) That wasn't on the directory at all! So yeah, we grow coffee in dead malls now, It's actually pretty cool
