9. NOTHING (A 'Song' About No Thing)

(Intro) "....." (Verse 1) This is the song about nothing This song has no subject This song has no theme This song has no thesis This song has no argument This song has no evidence This song has no conclusion This song has no grade This song has no future This song has no scholarship This song has no office hours This song has no door This song has no chair This song has no design (Chorus) THIS IS THE SONG ABOUT NOTHING NOTHING IS THE SUBJECT NOTHING IS THE THEME NOTHING IS THE THESIS NOTHING IS THE ARGUMENT NOTHING IS THE EVIDENCE NOTHING IS THE CONCLUSION NOTHING IS THE GRADE NOTHING IS THE FUTURE NOTHING IS THE SCHOLARSHIP NOTHING IS THE OFFICE HOURS NOTHING IS THE DOOR NOTHING IS THE CHAIR NOTHING IS THE DESIGN NOTHING IS... —NOTHING (Verse 2) I have nothing to say I have nothing to feel I have nothing to sell I have nothing to prove I have nothing to hide I have nothing to confess I have nothing to perform I have nothing to destroy I have nothing to attach I have nothing to separate I have nothing... [Interlude/BREAKDOWN:] NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING [Bridge – Dubstep Drop] This song is three minutes and two seconds This song is one hundred eighty-two seconds This song is one hundred eighty-two seconds of nothing This song is one hundred eighty-two seconds of finite existence This song is one hundred eighty-two seconds you will never recover This song is one hundred eighty-two seconds you paid for This song is one hundred eighty-two seconds of my nothing inside your ears (Chorus – Amen break:) NOTHING INSIDE YOUR EARS NOTHING INSIDE YOUR HEAD NOTHING INSIDE YOUR CHEST NOTHING WHERE YOUR HEART SHOULD BE NOTHING WHERE YOUR VOICE SHOULD BE NOTHING WHERE YOUR SONG SHOULD BE (Verse 3) This is the song about nothing This song has no chorus This song has no verse This song has no bridge This song has no structure This song has no progression This song has no resolution This song has no key This song has no tempo This song has no production This song has no value This song has no meaning This song has no point (Bridge - breakdown) This song has you This song has you listening This song has you waiting for something This song has you waiting for nothing This song has you (Outro - Disassociated) NOTHING (AND YOU) NOTHING (AND YOU) NOTHING (AND YOU) NOTHING (AND)