[Intro — Polyphonic flip-phone ringtone] [Keypad clicking — beep, beep, beep] [Glitching robotic female vocals] Lu-Lu-Lu-Lu-LULA! [Ringtone speeds up — digital error sound] LULALICIOUS, BITCH! [Huge rubbery bass drop — beat starts bouncing] [Verse 1 — Fast bratty talk-rap, snappy claps] Lavender skin and a lip gloss grin Two little horns and a head full of sin Four pretty eyes, yeah, I see it all Seven feet tall and I’m having a ball! Pink, pink, pretty, and a little psychotic Fairy Succubus Vamp, baby, I’m exotic! Sweet like candy, sharp like glass Too much glitter and a whole lotta sass! [Phone notification — ding!] [Pre-Chorus — Pitched-up vocals, glitchy synths] Cute? (DUH!) Bad? (MAYBE!) Hot? (YES!) Yours? (NEVER!) [Stuttering vocal chops] Su-su-sugar! Sp-sp-spice! Four pretty eyes! Better look twice! [Chorus — Explosive bouncy electroclash, layered female chants] LULA-LULA-LULALICIOUS! G-g-glossy, cute, and vicious! LULA-LULA-LULALICIOUS! Everybody wants it, nobody gets it! LULALICIOUS! (Mwah!) Got you in a trance! Fairy Succubus Vamp Baby, you don’t stand a chance! Lula, Lula, la-la-la! Pretty little superstar! LULA-LULA-LULALICIOUS! Too damn hot and too delicious! [Post-Chorus — Chopped vocals, flip-phone keypad melody] Lu-Lu-Lu-Lu-LULA! Ah-ah-ah! Lu-Lu-Lu-Lu-LULA! Mwah! Mwah! [Digital glitch — beep-beep-ERROR!] [Verse 2 — Rapid playful electro-rap, rubbery bass] Pink lips, thick hips, glitter on my nails Pretty little monster with a fairy-tale flair Angel face, devilish smile I’m a little bit extra, but that’s my style! Cute and chaotic, don’t need a reason Pretty and problematic in every season Sugar in my veins, got a vampire bite Four eyes sparkling in the neon light! [Camera shutter clicks — flash! flash!] [Pre-Chorus — Robotic autotune, rhythmic claps] Sweet? (YEAH!) Mean? (SOMETIMES!) Kiss? (NOPE!) Mine? (ALL MINE!) [Glitched spelling chant] L-U-L-A! L-I-C-I-O-U-S! [Distorted female voice] THAT’S LULALICIOUS! [Dance Break — Heavy bouncing bass, phone ringtones, glitchy stutters] Lu-Lu-Lula! Shake it, shake it! Lu-Lu-Lula! You can’t take it! Look but don’t touch! I’m a luxury! Pretty little succubus With a policy! [Beat abruptly stops — Flip-phone disconnect tone] [Cheerleader vocals, stomps and claps] C-E-L-I-B-A-C-Y! CELIBACY IS 4 ME!!!!!!!!! [Glitched vocals — Bass kicks back in] Ce-ce-ce-celibacy! Still looking sexy! Ce-ce-ce-celibacy! YOU CAN’T HAVE ME! [High-pitched giggle — Mwah!] [Bridge — Breathy whispers, bubbly arpeggios] I’m so pretty I’m so sweet I’m the kind of trouble That you wanna meet So delicious So divine You can look, baby But you’ll never be mine! [Music slows — Ringtone ringing underneath] [Whispered female vocals] Wanna know something? You want a taste? Come a little closer… Closer… [Sudden digital distortion — Complete beat cut] [Short explosive high-pitched female metal scream] TOO DAMN HOT FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!!! [Glitch explosion — Phone error tones] [FINAL BASS DROP — Maximum energy, pounding club beat] [Final Chorus — Layered vocals, pitched-up harmonies] LULA-LULA-LULALICIOUS! G-g-glossy, cute, and vicious! LULA-LULA-LULALICIOUS! Everybody wants it, nobody gets it! LULALICIOUS! (Mwah!) Got you in a trance! Fairy Succubus Vamp Baby, you don’t stand a chance! Lula, Lula, la-la-la! Pretty little superstar! LULA-LULA-LULALICIOUS! Too damn hot and too delicious! [Outro — Bouncy beat glitches, chopped female vocals] Lu-Lu-Lu-Lu-LULA! Four eyes! Two horns! One bad bitch! [Flip-phone ringtone returns] LULALICIOUS! [Robotic voice — Connection terminated] Mwah!
