(verse one) She used to be in Pasadena It's been a while since I seen her But yesterday I saw that old lady And she was driving around like crazy She traded in her super stock Dodge For a Lamborghini Diablo, oh my God That's way too much power, too hard to control She's heading straight for the library, oh no (chorus) The little old lady's got a Lambo now She can't control it properly She's terrorizing everyone and I just saw her plow Into the front of the library The little old lady's got a Lambo now She can't even manage to steer it She's driving like a maniac, i don't know how Anybody thought to let her near it (verse) There was a group of people in the library A stamp collecting club or something like that But now half of them are dead and the rest of them are maimed All because grandma can't manage that much horsepower The little old lady doesn't look too hot herself I think the airbag did some real damage It looks like it fractured both her orbital sockets At the very least she will need facial reconstruction surgery (chorus) The little old lady's got a Lambo now And she's put a bunch of folks in their graves She could barely see out the windshield And she oversteered like crazy The little old lady's got a Lambo now She needs reconstructive surgery But she's too old to safely be put under anaesthesia I guess the only thing left to do is make her comfortable (guitar solo)
