[Verse 1] Dinners on the stove again I can't seem to catch a break Cold eggs and ham Where's the bloody steak? She's up the bingo With her mum That old bag hates me I don't know what I done [Pre-Chorus] I married a geezer bird My mates all said it was absurd (Didn't say it loud enough, did they, thanks lads) Now I'm stuck here countin' plates Watchin' pride go stale [Chorus] Where's the bloody steak? (where's the bloody steak?) I'm done with crumbs on a plate (done with crumbs) Where's the bloody steak? (where's the bloody steak?) I need one win before it's too late I'd kill for a pint (I'd kill for a pint) Like a working man should I'd kill for a pint And a night that feels good [Verse 2] There's chip fat on the curtains And mud on the floor Her heels by the doorway Her shout grates to the core She says I ain't tried hard, (is that so?) I say I've had enough Same old smoke and same old grief Same old holdin' on too tough [Pre-Chorus] I married a geezer bird My mates all said it was absurd (Didn't say it loud enough, did they) Now I'm stuck here countin' plates Watchin' pride go stale [Chorus] Where's the bloody steak? (where's the bloody steak?) I'm done with crumbs on a plate (done with crumbs) Where's the bloody steak? (where's the bloody steak?) I need one win before it's too late I'd kill for a pint (I'd kill for a pint) Like a working man should I'd kill for a pint And a night that feels good [Bridge] Ooh, let me out this kitchen Let me breathe that good old pub smoke One more laugh with the lads yeah One more story, one more joke If the world's gonna laugh at me Then laugh when I swing that door I'm comin' home with a grin on Or I'm comin' home no more [Final Chorus] Where's the bloody steak? (where's the bloody steak?) I'm done with crumbs on a plate (done with crumbs) Where's the bloody steak? (where's the bloody steak?) I need one win before it's too late I'd kill for a pint (a creamy pint) Like a working man should I'd kill for a pint And a night that feels good
