[Verse] Goin' like a sucker almost every day In the back of your mind you're probably thinkin' I was gay But naw, I'm just a bitch-ass fella The type that'd get jacked if I was a rich ass fella See, I been a loser just about all my life Type that tryna turn a ho into a housewife What do you expect, I give respect And feel for hoes fellas keep in check I'm far from hard, emotionally scarred [hip hop drums kick in] [big bass drop] On Pico Boulevard I was regarded as a retard I make myself sick, get on my own nerves Immature, insecure grown-up nerd Has-been MC on a label that's unstable [Verse 2] Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber 'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job The daytime crap of the folksinger slob He hung himself with a guitar string A slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing You can't write if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite That's choking on the splinters [Chorus] If you want it, you got it If you want it, baby, you got it, (just bust a move!) If you want it, you got it If you want it, baby, you got it [Verse 3] You're on a mission and you're wishin' Someone could cure your lonely condition Lookin' for love in all the wrong places No fine girls, just ugly faces From frustration, first inclination Is to become a monk and leave the situation But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope [Verse 4] [Increased intensity] I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man, " she tried to pretend She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend" Come on, I'm not even goin' for it This is what I'm goin' sing [Chorus] If you want it, you got it If you want it, baby, you got it, (just bust a move!) If you want it, you got it If you want it, baby, you got it
