The Villainous Deeds of a Villain Spud

[Overture] Oh Spud the scoundrel with a top hat tall He twirled his mustache in the villain's hall He grabbed the bard girl singing so sweet And tied her to the track with a dastardly feat [Instrumental Intro] [Verse] Oh Spud in his top hat A mustache so grand He twirls it with gusto A scheme close at hand He captured the bard girl Tied her down fast To the tracks where the train whistles blast [Break] The train's a-comin' chug-chug-chug Spud laughed loud with a villainous shrug [Pre-Chorus] Oh Spud Oh Spud Your schemes are so sly But your dastardly plans may just go awry [Chorus] "Help me! Help me!" the bard did sing But Spud just cackled "Ain't no such thing!" The Banshee shrieked from the hill nearby [Dramatic Pause] Taters and trouble That's Spud's middle name He's tying up damsels Oh what a shame But the banshee will wail And justice will fly Will Villain Spud taste justice tonight? [Instrumental Interlude] [Verse 2] The banshee flew down with her ghostly wail Her hair like smoke Her voice a gale She howled at Spud "You fiend Release!" But Spud just grinned "Two for one, oh what a feast!" [Bridge] The banshee swooped in with a howl and a screech But Spud had a ladder Oh just within reach He tied her with ropes To the clouds she did soar "Now who's gonna stop me?!" he laughed once more [Break] He tied her to the clouds up high "Now you’ll scream to the birds and planes in the sky!" [Pre-Chorus] Oh Spud Oh Spud Your plans make us sigh A dastardly deed you performed tonight [Chorus] Taters and trouble That's Spud's middle name He's tying up banshees Oh what a game The bard's sang a swan song And it's catchy Oh my She's tied to the tracks But her spirit still flies [Instrumental Interlude] [Outro] "Help me! Help me!" the bard sung And the banshee roared "I’ll turn the tide!" Spud tipped his hat Twirled mustache with a villainous flair "Good luck to both of you. Dating train and a plane!" [Instrumental Outro]