
You're a Wizard, MF Chopper Flow | Potter Unit | Cinoey
[Intro Dialogue] "Hey Harry... " "who's that?" "Yeah it's me Hagrid... Just wanted to tell you.." "That you're a Wizard, Muthafuckaa!" VERSE 1: Yo— I was locked in a closet, now I’m causin' a cosmic apocalypse, Talkin' slick with a wand in my fist like I’m boxing with politics. Dobby said I’m free, now I’m moppin’ these goblins, quick, Dark arts? I’ll carve hearts outta narcissists droppin' tricks. Privet Drive to a prophet’s myth, Turned that cupboard into Gotham, grip! Every spell I spit got a consequence, I ain't playin' Quidditch but I’m dodgin' hits! Y’all ain’t raw — just cosplay wizards, I kill with a quill, I draw blade scriptures. Snape tried me — mistake, I deliver, Hit him with venom, no snake more slither. Facts! I see Dementors, I grin — that’s breakfast, My soul’s so cold I could freeze Azkaban's entrance. I walk through your fears like they’re curtains at night, My Patronus too bright — it burns through your spite. 🎶 HOOK (x2): You're a wizard, muthafukka. You're a wizard, muthafukka. ...instrumental drop... VERSE 2: Look— It’s that half-blood psycho, snappin' like I’m vinyl, Readin' Dark Spells off a psycho’s Bible. Got a time-turner, I rewind rivals, Then kill ‘em twice just to feel more primal. Diagon bars — that’s a fire-breath verse, Turn a Horcrux thief to a higher-need hearse. I don’t need no phoenix to rise from ash, I just cast with a laugh and collapse yo' past. Yo—Voldemort’s nose ain't the only thing missing, He missed the vision — I’m built for this mission. I talk with the snakes, and I walk with precision, I rhyme like a curse in a dark premonition. They call me the Chosen, I call that a label, I’m flippin’ the script like a spell-scarred fable. Riddle me this — why they scared of a kid? 'Cause I aim like a wand and I talk like a Sig. 🎶 FINAL HOOK (x2): You're a wizard, muthafukka. You're a wizard, muthafukka. ...instrumental fades with creepy laughter...

